A rabid 50-lb beaver attacked two swimmers in the Loch Raven Reservoir in Baltimore County, Maryland. A 14-year old boy and an adult woman were both attacked while illegally swimming in the reservoir.
There are FIFTY POUND beavers out there?
The 50-lb beaver was killed with a rock following the second attack by the husband of the woman swimmer and "a good Samaritan". If the husband and the "good Samaritan" both slaughtered this innocent beaver, what are the odds that the "Samaritan" was a pizza delivery man or copy machine repairman?
No word on whether or not the beaver was stuffed afterwards. Buh-dum-bum.
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